Eroticon Meet & Greet 2019

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Hannah Lockhardt but please call me by my human name as it makes me much less nervous. Every time someone calls me Hannah I get this weird, pulling, guilty feeling in my chest like I’m taking credit for something someone else has done.

Tell us 3 things you are most looking forward to at Eroticon 2019

I think it’s just going to be inevitable that I spend the run-up to eroticon dreading it. I’ll be fine once I get there, but right now I am most looking forward to travelling home on Sunday night. Which has nothing to do with anyone but me. I’m very excited to introduce my friend Charlie to the wonderful sex blogger community, and to share a room with Joy.

We are creating a play list of songs for the Friday Night Meet and Greet. Nominate one song that you would like us to add to the play list and tell us why you picked that song.

Paul Heaton & Jackie Abbott – I Gotta Praise

It really sums up how I feel about submission (something the friendships I’ve made related to eroticon are definitely linked with) plus it’s catchy as hell.

What is your favourite item or book you’ve purchased so far this year?

This year I’ve bought a lot of erotic art, and whilst this is an ongoing endeavour, this print by spunk rock is probably at the top.

You can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life, what is it? Sushi? Scotch Tape?

Naughty Alice by Vivienne Westwood – it’s been discontinued and I’m down to my last bottle. It’s the scent of my cute and squishy persona.

What is your favourite quote from a movie?

Mrs. Lintott : Actually I wouldn’t have said he was sad. I would have said he was cunt-struck.

Hector : Dorothy!

Mrs. Lintott : I’d have thought you’d have liked that. It’s a compound adjective. You like compound adjectives.

What is your word suggestion to next years Eroticon anthology?


Complete the sentence:

I feel…

tired. So tired.

Read everyone else’s much better meet & greets here!

10 adventures I’m going to have after Eroticon

Eroticon is an amazing conference for sex writers and creatives of all kinds, an inclusive space to learn, network, feel inspired and express gratitude for the amazing community we have found ourselves in. This year was my first experience and certainly, hopefully, won’t be my last.
I am grateful for everyone who helped me have the best weekend possible, and here are ten things I am excited for in the future, as a direct result:

A dinosaur photography adventure with Exposing40

A transgressive writing adventure after Remittance Girl’s Taboo talk

A sleepover adventure to visit Molly & Signs

A slippery adventure with my box of slube and my GOTN mug

A lunch adventure with Missy

A photography adventure using the tips from Molly’s talk

A Smuthathon adventure masterminded by Amy

A science is fun, not using them for sex adventure with Hex condoms

A Bank Holiday adventure with my bathroom comrades

A loving, caring and listening adventure with myself